“So What’s the Words…,” my two year old asked as he tried desperately to peer around the cover of the paperback I’d been attempting to read…The bar was set pretty high when I’d finally acted on my parent’s not so gentle prodding and decided to get a job. Simply – no fast food and no supermarkets.
A recipe for disaster, it had become apparent that I would not be holding a job of any magnitude for very long following “The great Pennysaver Debacle.”
If you’re reading this from somewhere outside of the Long Island area (hopefully), or outside of the greater New York area (incredibly), or possibly outside of the United States (WOW!), a Pennysaver was nothing more than a
weekly classified paper delivered to your door at no cost whatsoever. The fifteen or sixteen jam packed pages were filled with personal and business advertisements offering the talents of everyone from Astronauts to Zoologists. Alright, bad A to Z example, so for the sake of argument I’ll say Attorneys to Wallpaper Hanger-Uppers. Once a week through rain or snow or sleet or hail, this venerable wealth of information and talent would be hand delivered by a smiling teen or pre-teen looking to accrue a little wealth of their own.
It was life’s first lesson in corporate greed.
The pay-scale – if you could call it that started at .03 cents per paper which didn’t sound too bad on a route that guaranteed nearly a hundred homes. Add to that the ¼ cent (not a typo) extra for bonus circulars on certain weeks and the dream of unimaginable wealth and riches seemed like something that was now within my grasp.
A dream that was shattered long before the first paper had been delivered!
Sometime midweek the papers, circulars, and plastic bags were dropped off at my home by a smiling Pennysaver representative; my Pennysaver mentor so to speak,
all in neat little stacks. Piece of cake. Beforehand, I’d had visions of racing through the streets on my three-speed, wind in my face, papers a blur as I tossed them out of my basket landing perfectly on the beautifully landscaped lawns of Searingtown.
That vision was shattered long before the first paper was delivered.
Unlike the generic-no name circulars of the same type that were left strewn across the same neighborhoods, the Pennysaver had a certain set of delivery standards, the parcel to be artfully hung on each individual door, or gently laid upon the front stoop should a door handle or doorknob not be readily available. By the time my dad had arrived home that evening to the smell of dinner burning in the oven, papers and circulars lay all over the living room, dining room, and hallway areas, my mom and I begrudgingly stuffing it all into plastic bags.
The next morning, armed with a number of friends on foot with whom I would be splitting a small percentage of my earnings, along with my mom and little sister (who would not see a penny) we set out on the arduous journey. Sweating, as a.m. gave way to p.m. and the rumblings of lunchtime hunger began I started doing some mental calculations, rapidly coming to the conclusion that financially this was a raw deal.
The following week, the delivery went much quicker as we shamefully performed the task in much the same way that those of the generic ilk had, haphazardly depositing the papers anywhere else but on the stoops or door handles for which I received a written admonishment delivered with the neat little stacks on what would be my final week. That third attempt at making money in this job went smoothest of all and was done solo, as I unflinchingly delivered each and every one of them to a nearby dumpster.
Next!
My first real job was landed compliments of my Dad at F.A.O. Schwarz on the miracle mile in Manhasset, this too with some not so gentle prodding. When I’d arrived to fill out the job application the manager seemed surprised to see me as he was not really in need of help…until I mentioned my father; a vice-president at the flagship NYC location had sent me.
I got the job!
It lasted through my senior year of High School and first year of college until the store closed during the summer of 1982. It was a great gig. I got to work with a lot of hot older girls and the mom of a local guitarist named Greg Meade who was playing and recording with Gary U.S. Bonds at the time. I collected unemployment for several months after that while supplementing it with cash from assorted DJ’ing gigs which for me had become a true passion. Of course unemployment would run out soon, so I took my stock room expertise to Toys ‘R Us, quitting on day two shortly after being told to re-hang the Hobby Horse (which was no easy feat) because its eyes had to appear as if they were staring into those of the customers.
Next!
Harrow’s warehouse, Melville Long Island, a tough job loading and unloading tractor trailers during the holidays. This job had lasted a scant few months. I’d taken a number of sick days mostly due to disgust, and a fair number of late weeknights out partying, making them the first employers to fire me before I’d had the chance to quit; not however before I’d left my mark…literally.
Mazarin; a local band that I would follow to present day, not to mention all over the U.S. was indirectly responsible for my untimely dismissal, partially due to the abovementioned late nights but mostly due to my obsession towards a song called “Smile” whose lyrics I’d partially inscribed upon a virgin clean bathroom stall…
“I eat when I’m hungry, and I sleep when I’m tired,
Late in the morning maybe I’ll get fired…”
And I was!
Next!
Looking through the classified ads, there was always a driving job to be had.
I’d had plenty.
The first one entailed making deliveries of cosmetics and stationery to local supermarkets which was not bad as I was on my own for most of the day. Somehow I’d lucked out, working half day Wednesday’s (at full day pay) in exchange for using my own vehicle to make a trek out to a Waldbaum’s store in Rockaway Beach.
Playland was still in existence then allowing me to spend some of that extra cash riding the roller coaster, not to mention the beach was a great place to be on a mid-week afternoon; especially when I was being paid to be there.
In keeping with the tradition (hopefully) that began in my last blog, assorted obscure, trite details that don’t really mean anything tend to surface as I commit some of my past to paper (computer, cyberspace, whatever). For instance, I distinctly recall driving to this job one gorgeous morning and hearing Dire Straits “The Walk Of Life” on the radio for the very first time. Also keeping with the tradition started in my previous posting, the more pertinent details of why or how this job didn’t last that long either escape me.
Next!
False teeth!
There was actually a living to be made in picking up and delivering false teeth…and I did!
Remembering the day I’d started there might seem like yet another trite inconsequential detail, but January 28th 1986 would long be remembered as the day the space shuttle Challenger had exploded.
This job entailed making no less than 50 to 60 pick ups and deliveries a day from dentists and labs while putting no less than five hundred miles on the car weekly causing some serious angst on the home front. At least I didn’t have to pay for gas.
In April of that same year while still gainfully employed there, I’d accompanied my good friend Scott one night to see Irene; a psychic he’d been in contact with (no pun intended) for some time.
She blew my mind!
“I feel that you’re at a sort of crossroads in your life right now,” she said, echoing the same exact thoughts I’d literally had just a few days earlier, “unsure of where you’re going or what to do next, but I see that changing soon, maybe within the next few months. An opportunity will be presented to you that will set you on the right path…”
That opportunity arose four months later when one of my closest friends – who remains exactly that to this day - offered me an unbelievable position overseeing the daytime operations of
Hosftra University’s Special Events A/V group. Bob C. had been videotaping Mazarin (that band again) for close to two years, and somewhere during that period we’d become acquainted. Mazarin, who had been indirectly responsible for my losing one job had been redeemed as they now had become indirectly responsible in my finding one! Taking on a position of this magnitude and importance would require a certain degree of professionalism and maturity, neither of which I had completely mastered quite yet, so following a cue from my first real job at F.A.O. Schwarz all those years ago I had opted to surround myself with beautiful women under the guise of "Student Aides."
Nobody complained.
A recipe for disaster, it had become apparent that I would not be holding a job of any magnitude for very long following “The great Pennysaver Debacle.”
If you’re reading this from somewhere outside of the Long Island area (hopefully), or outside of the greater New York area (incredibly), or possibly outside of the United States (WOW!), a Pennysaver was nothing more than a
weekly classified paper delivered to your door at no cost whatsoever. The fifteen or sixteen jam packed pages were filled with personal and business advertisements offering the talents of everyone from Astronauts to Zoologists. Alright, bad A to Z example, so for the sake of argument I’ll say Attorneys to Wallpaper Hanger-Uppers. Once a week through rain or snow or sleet or hail, this venerable wealth of information and talent would be hand delivered by a smiling teen or pre-teen looking to accrue a little wealth of their own.It was life’s first lesson in corporate greed.
The pay-scale – if you could call it that started at .03 cents per paper which didn’t sound too bad on a route that guaranteed nearly a hundred homes. Add to that the ¼ cent (not a typo) extra for bonus circulars on certain weeks and the dream of unimaginable wealth and riches seemed like something that was now within my grasp.
A dream that was shattered long before the first paper had been delivered!
Sometime midweek the papers, circulars, and plastic bags were dropped off at my home by a smiling Pennysaver representative; my Pennysaver mentor so to speak,
all in neat little stacks. Piece of cake. Beforehand, I’d had visions of racing through the streets on my three-speed, wind in my face, papers a blur as I tossed them out of my basket landing perfectly on the beautifully landscaped lawns of Searingtown.That vision was shattered long before the first paper was delivered.
Unlike the generic-no name circulars of the same type that were left strewn across the same neighborhoods, the Pennysaver had a certain set of delivery standards, the parcel to be artfully hung on each individual door, or gently laid upon the front stoop should a door handle or doorknob not be readily available. By the time my dad had arrived home that evening to the smell of dinner burning in the oven, papers and circulars lay all over the living room, dining room, and hallway areas, my mom and I begrudgingly stuffing it all into plastic bags.
The next morning, armed with a number of friends on foot with whom I would be splitting a small percentage of my earnings, along with my mom and little sister (who would not see a penny) we set out on the arduous journey. Sweating, as a.m. gave way to p.m. and the rumblings of lunchtime hunger began I started doing some mental calculations, rapidly coming to the conclusion that financially this was a raw deal.
The following week, the delivery went much quicker as we shamefully performed the task in much the same way that those of the generic ilk had, haphazardly depositing the papers anywhere else but on the stoops or door handles for which I received a written admonishment delivered with the neat little stacks on what would be my final week. That third attempt at making money in this job went smoothest of all and was done solo, as I unflinchingly delivered each and every one of them to a nearby dumpster.
Next!
My first real job was landed compliments of my Dad at F.A.O. Schwarz on the miracle mile in Manhasset, this too with some not so gentle prodding. When I’d arrived to fill out the job application the manager seemed surprised to see me as he was not really in need of help…until I mentioned my father; a vice-president at the flagship NYC location had sent me.
I got the job!
It lasted through my senior year of High School and first year of college until the store closed during the summer of 1982. It was a great gig. I got to work with a lot of hot older girls and the mom of a local guitarist named Greg Meade who was playing and recording with Gary U.S. Bonds at the time. I collected unemployment for several months after that while supplementing it with cash from assorted DJ’ing gigs which for me had become a true passion. Of course unemployment would run out soon, so I took my stock room expertise to Toys ‘R Us, quitting on day two shortly after being told to re-hang the Hobby Horse (which was no easy feat) because its eyes had to appear as if they were staring into those of the customers.
Next!
Harrow’s warehouse, Melville Long Island, a tough job loading and unloading tractor trailers during the holidays. This job had lasted a scant few months. I’d taken a number of sick days mostly due to disgust, and a fair number of late weeknights out partying, making them the first employers to fire me before I’d had the chance to quit; not however before I’d left my mark…literally.
Mazarin; a local band that I would follow to present day, not to mention all over the U.S. was indirectly responsible for my untimely dismissal, partially due to the abovementioned late nights but mostly due to my obsession towards a song called “Smile” whose lyrics I’d partially inscribed upon a virgin clean bathroom stall…“I eat when I’m hungry, and I sleep when I’m tired,
Late in the morning maybe I’ll get fired…”
And I was!
Next!
Looking through the classified ads, there was always a driving job to be had.
I’d had plenty.
The first one entailed making deliveries of cosmetics and stationery to local supermarkets which was not bad as I was on my own for most of the day. Somehow I’d lucked out, working half day Wednesday’s (at full day pay) in exchange for using my own vehicle to make a trek out to a Waldbaum’s store in Rockaway Beach.
Playland was still in existence then allowing me to spend some of that extra cash riding the roller coaster, not to mention the beach was a great place to be on a mid-week afternoon; especially when I was being paid to be there.In keeping with the tradition (hopefully) that began in my last blog, assorted obscure, trite details that don’t really mean anything tend to surface as I commit some of my past to paper (computer, cyberspace, whatever). For instance, I distinctly recall driving to this job one gorgeous morning and hearing Dire Straits “The Walk Of Life” on the radio for the very first time. Also keeping with the tradition started in my previous posting, the more pertinent details of why or how this job didn’t last that long either escape me.
Next!
False teeth!
There was actually a living to be made in picking up and delivering false teeth…and I did!
Remembering the day I’d started there might seem like yet another trite inconsequential detail, but January 28th 1986 would long be remembered as the day the space shuttle Challenger had exploded.
This job entailed making no less than 50 to 60 pick ups and deliveries a day from dentists and labs while putting no less than five hundred miles on the car weekly causing some serious angst on the home front. At least I didn’t have to pay for gas.
In April of that same year while still gainfully employed there, I’d accompanied my good friend Scott one night to see Irene; a psychic he’d been in contact with (no pun intended) for some time.
She blew my mind!
“I feel that you’re at a sort of crossroads in your life right now,” she said, echoing the same exact thoughts I’d literally had just a few days earlier, “unsure of where you’re going or what to do next, but I see that changing soon, maybe within the next few months. An opportunity will be presented to you that will set you on the right path…”
That opportunity arose four months later when one of my closest friends – who remains exactly that to this day - offered me an unbelievable position overseeing the daytime operations of
Hosftra University’s Special Events A/V group. Bob C. had been videotaping Mazarin (that band again) for close to two years, and somewhere during that period we’d become acquainted. Mazarin, who had been indirectly responsible for my losing one job had been redeemed as they now had become indirectly responsible in my finding one! Taking on a position of this magnitude and importance would require a certain degree of professionalism and maturity, neither of which I had completely mastered quite yet, so following a cue from my first real job at F.A.O. Schwarz all those years ago I had opted to surround myself with beautiful women under the guise of "Student Aides."Nobody complained.
This opportunity which lasted a record breaking three years taught me another important lesson in life – It’s not what you know, it’s who you know! Alright, that’s not entirely true. There probably is a gentler, more feel good lesson here as well, that shouldn’t be overlooked, but for now I’m going to do just that.
My dream job came in October of ’89 compliments of a close friend I’d met in college several years earlier further reinforcing the abovementioned not what you know life lesson. It was at New York Tech’s WNYT radio that I had met John C in 1983. A couple of years younger than I was, he would soon move on to greatness and unbelievable success, but not before helping me along the way. Having become restless in my position at Hofstra, John offered me the opportuni
ty of a lifetime in joining Long Island’s 92.7 WDRE as morning show producer to local icon Larry the Duck. I had finally landed a real job in radio, something I had dreamed about from a very, very young age. Prior to actually being hired, I had been forewarned in a lunch meeting with program director Dennis McNamara that Larry was not easy to work with. Lucky for “The Duck”, I was! Together we had successfully brought the ‘DRE morning show to it’s highest ratings in the station’s history. Unfortunately that accomplishment would be short lived with the arrival of a new program director and the untimely dismissal of Larry and me.
Having been let go on a Wednesday morning in the spring of ’91 I did what any normal n
ewly unemployed twenty-something would do. I hopped a plane for Austin, Texas two days later following Mazarin to the South by Southwest music conference kicking off a several month employment free hiatus. Unemployment checks and unreported income from assorted DJ’ing gigs financed my travels over the next several months taking me from Canada to Atlanta, and multiple escapes to the Jersey Shore. During that time I had sent out résumés to assorted radio stations both locally and afar, but unfortunately to no avail.
Life took a downward turn here as I was in between girlfriend’s and the finances were running low forcing me to take a management position with a scammy (for lack of a better word) multi level marketing firm called Scentura Creations. Look it up on the web.
My dream job came in October of ’89 compliments of a close friend I’d met in college several years earlier further reinforcing the abovementioned not what you know life lesson. It was at New York Tech’s WNYT radio that I had met John C in 1983. A couple of years younger than I was, he would soon move on to greatness and unbelievable success, but not before helping me along the way. Having become restless in my position at Hofstra, John offered me the opportuni
ty of a lifetime in joining Long Island’s 92.7 WDRE as morning show producer to local icon Larry the Duck. I had finally landed a real job in radio, something I had dreamed about from a very, very young age. Prior to actually being hired, I had been forewarned in a lunch meeting with program director Dennis McNamara that Larry was not easy to work with. Lucky for “The Duck”, I was! Together we had successfully brought the ‘DRE morning show to it’s highest ratings in the station’s history. Unfortunately that accomplishment would be short lived with the arrival of a new program director and the untimely dismissal of Larry and me.Having been let go on a Wednesday morning in the spring of ’91 I did what any normal n
ewly unemployed twenty-something would do. I hopped a plane for Austin, Texas two days later following Mazarin to the South by Southwest music conference kicking off a several month employment free hiatus. Unemployment checks and unreported income from assorted DJ’ing gigs financed my travels over the next several months taking me from Canada to Atlanta, and multiple escapes to the Jersey Shore. During that time I had sent out résumés to assorted radio stations both locally and afar, but unfortunately to no avail.Life took a downward turn here as I was in between girlfriend’s and the finances were running low forcing me to take a management position with a scammy (for lack of a better word) multi level marketing firm called Scentura Creations. Look it up on the web.
I was suckered in and within a few short months lost everything including my ’89 Grand Am, and a fairly excellent credit rating. Luckily I had an understanding Mom (my dad had passed on a few years earlier) who allowed me the comfort of a roof over my head. It’s a chapter in my life I pretty much gloss over when my past comes up in conversation.
‘Nuf said!
Next!
Humbled, with no other options left before me, I lowered the bar I had set for myself as a teen and took a job in retail. Ugh!!
It was the most rewarding experience of my life!
Jenn and I met in August of 1992 at a week-long Radio Shack training course in Manhattan; a course I’d considered blowing off the night before. There were fifteen guys in that room and one girl.
I won!
Although she’d been engaged at the time, she had quickly broken it off, knowing the future that lied be
fore her was probably a dead end. We began dating immediately, got married in 19
99, and brought Justin Thomas into the world on July 18th, 2003. (A retelling of those events in full will definitely follow).
A couple of short months into my Radio Shack management training position I once again found myself searching the classifieds from A to Z hopefully for the very last time. Surprisingly, under the heading of driver, I’d found the work number for yet another close friend; a senior partner in a widely known New York City Audio Visual firm, Marc Mazarin (not his real last name). Starting out on the lowest rung there in October of ’92, which I maintain to this day that I would never have it any other
way; I made my way up to where I sit today; on the corner of Park and 27th in Midtown Manhattan, working as a corporate video editor on projects ranging from dental surgery (teeth again?!) to Tarzan on Broadway. It’s been a ride!
Next!
Humbled, with no other options left before me, I lowered the bar I had set for myself as a teen and took a job in retail. Ugh!!
It was the most rewarding experience of my life!
Jenn and I met in August of 1992 at a week-long Radio Shack training course in Manhattan; a course I’d considered blowing off the night before. There were fifteen guys in that room and one girl.
I won!
Although she’d been engaged at the time, she had quickly broken it off, knowing the future that lied be
fore her was probably a dead end. We began dating immediately, got married in 19
99, and brought Justin Thomas into the world on July 18th, 2003. (A retelling of those events in full will definitely follow).A couple of short months into my Radio Shack management training position I once again found myself searching the classifieds from A to Z hopefully for the very last time. Surprisingly, under the heading of driver, I’d found the work number for yet another close friend; a senior partner in a widely known New York City Audio Visual firm, Marc Mazarin (not his real last name). Starting out on the lowest rung there in October of ’92, which I maintain to this day that I would never have it any other
way; I made my way up to where I sit today; on the corner of Park and 27th in Midtown Manhattan, working as a corporate video editor on projects ranging from dental surgery (teeth again?!) to Tarzan on Broadway. It’s been a ride!
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